The TV blinks to life, a roll of color and sound replace the black screen-
"... And in other news, today the President pulled up his socks, became a man, and LAUNCHED A TORPEDO to seal the oil well in the Gulf.
A grateful nation has already elected him to his second term... 3 years early... Out of sheer gratitude for his forthright, direct solution to one of our world's gravest environmental disasters."
(... and then little Nicholas woke up...)
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