Friday, July 2, 2010

1866


Robert Whitehead developed the first self-propelled torpedo.
THANKS DUDE!
If we were halfway intelligent, we'd use your invention to seal that oil leak in the gulf.
They are now accurate within 3m... A far cry from the 34% accuracy rate of torpedoes during WWII.
So, yeah, it could take 2-3 torpedoes to collapse the well.

A darn sight cheaper than the veritable fortune we'll spend cleaning it up.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Drop a DUECE




It is divisible by 2... A duece times 24... THE MARK 48- ok dum dums, I did the research for you, I even found the right TORPEDO to do the job- non-nuclear and totally navigable in that oily soup.

HEY HEY, the relief well is almost drilled! It is AHEAD OF SCHEDULE... Uh huh, guess what, it isn't going to work and we'll all be right back here scratching our heads and wondering what went wrong like a collection of morons.
TORPEDO THE HOLE.

Do it.

NOW.

(please?)

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Hole Truth


http://www.dallascityhall.com/html/used_motor_oil_text.html

In Texas, citizens cannot 'dump' oil- it is illegal (check out the link). They can face fines and even CRIMINAL PROSECUTION.

But multi-national companies can dump all they want I guess.

Of course, since the Supreme Court decided that -companies are people- earlier this year (in a federal free speech/political campaign contribution case)- maybe they should be criminally prosecuted as well...

The Saddest 4 Minutes You'll See Today...

http://www.wimp.com/beachoil/



And the leak continues.

TORPEDO it!!!!!!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Father's Day




And all I want is for that hole to get torpedoed...

Check 'dis out-
http://www.wimp.com/simulatingbarrels/

Friday, June 18, 2010

As Seen From Space...




The Great Wall of China and the BP oil spill- the 2 man-made things that can be seen from space- WAY TO GO US!!!
(...it looks a little bit like a unicorn... do you see it???)

The oil is spreading, the 'cloud' can be seen from space, over a dozen species of wildlife will most likely perish from the face of the earth because of it.

Apart from job losses and economic impact and ecologic damage, there is a psychological impact. There is a societal ramification.

We simply cannot allow businesses to rule the world. They don't care about anything but profits.
People.
The Ocean.
Animals.
None of that means more than the almighty dollar to them.

How can we stand by and let companies run riot, free and un-checked, across out world?

BP shrugs its shoulders and tries to cap it, without damaging it, so they don't lose their investment.
It is their property, their mess, their responsibility... The provincial conventional, wisdom circulating is that since BP is the only company that 'employs' specialized oil spill experts (and the fact that THEY drilled the hole)... Well, they are going to have to be the ones to close it...

But this is a crisis of historical proportions.

The President is the COMMANDER IN CHIEF, theoretically, he could order a sub to target that hole and seal it.

It is simple.

I know we get mired in the complexity of this disaster.

But before we go about the hard-work of sorting it all out-
(how to clean it up, who was ultimately responsible, how to prevent it from happening again, and yes, even alternatives to fossil fuels)-

Let's stop the leak first.


TORPEDO THE HOLE!!!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

BP? more like BS....


Here's some more BLAH blah BLAH blah... Words, reasons, excuses, shit...

http://www.salon.com/news/louisiana_oil_spill/index.html?story=/news/feature/2010/06/15/gulf_oil_spill_new_agency_chief

Just fire a damn torpedo and seal that hole already.

Damn...