Greasy Birds...

Now, I have been known to condone the deep frying of a few avian creatures in my time, sure.
But I simply cannot condone the OIL coating of birds while they are still alive.
It is cruel and barbaric.
(...and don't give me that "ducks have naturally secreted oil all over their feathers" bullshit... it's totally different!!!)

Maybe we should just torpedo the hole?

What do you think?

What do you think that these birds think of that idea???